Saturday, March 7, 2009



1.Mic Check (ft. Akon) 2.High Heels 3.Shake It Like A Dawg (ft. R. Kelly) 4.Happy Juice (ft. Snoop Dogg & Stat Quo) 5.Get It Girl 6.Ms. Keri 7.Do It feat Tank 8.Alienated 9.Control Me 10.Promise In The Dark 11.Energy 12.Slow Dance 13.Where Did He Go 14.Luv Ya 15.What Channel 16.Knock You Down (ft. Kanye West & Ne-Yo) 17.Turning Me On remix (ft. T-pain, Lil Wayne, T.I & JD) 18.Return The Favor 19.Hands & Feet 20.Wrong When Your Gone


For The Record: Keri Hilson Clears The Air, Plus M.I.A. Didn't Name Her Baby Ickitt

Those of you who said Keri Hilson would "Never Ever" go at Beyonce or Rihanna were right on the money, according to my very reliable sources.


Rebel* sources reached out to Keri on my behalf asking what was up with her releasing the "Turnin' Me On remix" because it seemed so out of character for her. Well it turns out that Keri wasn't intentionally going at 'Bey, Ci or Rih' and the contentious verse was not even written by Hilson. A few different versions of the remix were recorded and, until it was released, Keri was under the impression that that take of the verse wasn't going to be used. Here's an email excerpt from Keri in response to SOHH Soulful's inquiry:

"Nah I don't mind thanks for asking! Long as u tell her what I said cz that's the truth. I only wrote a cpl lines & those were the ones about men that they kept :) I stayed on subject with my verse."

So nowwww you didn't even write it huh Keri?Photobucket

Thoughts a
round the blogosphere...

keri hilson, doll, your turning me O F F.


So anyone that knows me knows im not a huge fan of Keri Hilson, but i am however a fan of her face. its stops there.

Until i heard the remix to "turning me off"..

"I ain’t tryin’ to start no mess there’s just something on my chest that I need to get off…Your vision cloudy if you think you the best. You can dance, she can sing, but need to move it ‘to the left’....

...She need to go have some babies. She need to sit down she fading...

..Go head tell these folks how long I been writing your songs… I been putting you on… check the credits hoe!…If you want me you can find me in Decatur hoe..."

so i l-ve a good shit talker, so imagine how amused i was to see keri sneak dissin' on a track about two obvious people, beyonce and/or ciara. this verse ALMOST made me like her..AND THEEEEEN, she did something so simple. she back peddled.

ciara was on some radio station and the dj decided to call keri to get some clarity on the diss while ciara was in studio at the same time. some of the tidbits were basically keri seeming lightweight defensive because she, of course, wanted to deny that she was talking about anyone specific. -blank stare-

she kept saying how long she has been a fan of ciara and and that she is also is a fan of beyonce. then she says the track was about mostly just "girls" who have tried to hold her back and who are turning her off. and then goes onto say she is an open book but wont name the people who are turning her off. -blank stare- and i guess her and polo were supposed to keep the track on the low, and that it was never supposed to be released. funny, keri. we dont believe you, you need more people.

here is the link to the video, listen to keri sing a different tune:

ok. so. this is why REAL BITCH ISLAND is an island. it is small and very few women live on it. keri hilson should have checked that track at the door if she couldnt back it up in the end. like the dj said "ANY CELEB WHO SAYS THEY DONT READ BLOGS ARE LYING, THEY READ THEM OR YOUR FRIENDS DO-YOU KNEW THIS WAS COMING." i agree with that strong opinion. people do and say things for publicity, especially if they need it..and its clear that keri not only needs that publicity but she also needs a backbone. i have also learned that you shouldnt really say anything out loud that you can not repeat. i would have so much more respect for her if she would have said "you know what, fuck it, i said it, and?"..but i guess her glass house is not strong enough yet to throw stones.
to her "strong" fan base who may be reading this: i dont know keri hilson. i think she is a doll who has an annoying voice, who ALMOST got a nod from me for the softcore diss track. but since she has done an about face and completely punked out, she gets a one way ticket to simple bitch island, i hope that your beloved keri hilson feels at home with such other simple bitches as, omarosa, the BLONDE christina milian, solange (for her bad attitude and sense of entitlement), sheree from atl housewives, keyshia cole and countless other women. childs play.
need to be be careful not to wake sleeping giants, keri.
by the way. real bitch island is invite only.


  1. what? she claims to be the songwriter for bitches and now she is like,i didnt write it?you are a songwriter or not?

    and bitch please,ciara and rih have nothing in it.just beyoncé,the videophonereference is the evidence of it.if you wanna diss beyoncé,next time:SAY HER NAME,SAY BEYONCEEEEEE

  2. Ciara has no hair. Sigh. Po Thing!

  3. Sources tell TMZ Chris Brown would cop a plea, but only to a misdemeanor and with no jail time.

    We're told Brown's people have consulted with outside legal eagles -- including law school professors -- who have said Rihanna's own aggressiveness takes it out of the felony category. Sources say Rihanna was the first one to strike -- slapping and striking Brown "numerous times" while he was driving, after seeing the text message from another woman. And Rihanna was fighting Brown as he punched and hurt her. We're told much of this is reflected in the official police report based on what Rihanna told cops. As a result, they say, this is not a case that demands a felony plea.

  4. Thanks anonm! I know Chris ain't hardly going to jail! & It was soooo obvious the b1tch was lying in her police report!

    Bout to post this $h1t right now :-)

    LOL leave CiCi edges lone


As is implied and emphatically stated, this blog is in regards to the lack of talent and all that is the boring cloned puppet rihanna. If it upsets you...... TOUGH...... jaw juggle some ballz bitchez. :-) feel free to comment