RIHANNA JUST DISCOVERED SHE HAD FEET @ THE VMAS

YOU KNOW WHY PINK PICTURES HERE. DON'T ACT STUPID.





WTF!? IS SHE GRABBIN' A PEEN DOWN THERE? I THOUGHT ONLY DUDES DID THAT?







Nice opening right? I mean.. sure it's reminiscent of Madonna & Marilyn Manson... but it was pretty cool I think. BUT THEN... she put the mic to her mouth, and blew all chances of having a semi-positive review from ANYONE. Her fans couldn't even make up excuses for that $h1t. Oh goodness! Do you know what they said to me? LOL.. they said we need to stop hating. We know she can't sing or dance, so why are we startled? Oh for real for real? Say word? You're admitting that NOW? AFTER you forced us to start a blog just to PROVE to yall simple b1tches she was NOT the "new & improved" Beyonce? Well... guess what? It's too late to concede we're having fun now. suck dat $h1t up! Now @ 3:01 the silly brawd playing London Bridges. @3:07 they taking the dingbat on a superman ride. You know how you play that game with your lil brother or sister? Flying them through the air while they have a towel or sheet on their backs like a cape. Did you hear those notes??? Of course you did... the audio is very loud & very clear. How about that ending huh?

VMA's 2008: Performances

Shambolic showing of the night, no doubt, belongs to Ms. Rihanna. Her rendition of ‘Disturbia’ had all the elements of a great performance (truly amazing stage set-up, overly on-point dancers etc)… that is until she opened her mouth. Billy Goat Gruff at her worst. Terrible, just terrible. Though, I must say she redeemed herself ever so slightly with her performance of ‘Live Your Life’ with T.I. (the faux-hood chick thing wasn’t working, though. No). Rihanna aside, Clifford was on fire. - THAT GRAPE JUICE



Who's REALLY singing the song LOL!!

WHY IS SHE WHISPERING OVER THE TRACK? YOU KNOW SHE LIP-SYNCING RIGHT? WONDER WHY? OH YEA... SHE CAN'T FUKKIN SING!!! SIMPLY PITIFUL!

The 2008 MTV VMAs Live Blog: It Has To Be Better Than Last Year

9/7/08, 8:54 pm EST

After what seemed like several years of hype but no real buzz, the day is finally here. Welcome to the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards live blog. Tonight’s show poses many questions: Will America fully embrace Russell Brand? What brand of hot pants will the Pussycat Dolls be wearing? What terrible reality show will get the most plugs? And what the hell will Britney be doing? Scroll down and stay tuned in for what promises to be a less painful ride than it was 365 days ago (we hope).

8:53: We haven’t been watching the pre-show (because we don’t want to have a collective stroke), but who is the guy who looks like Casey Affleck and taking shots at T-Pain?

8:56: No matter what Britney does four minutes from now, she’ll be hard pressed to outdo the elephant in that ad for the VMAs.

9:01: Guh. It looks like Britney’s ability to bring the show to a grinding halt hasn’t waned. When was the last time you saw Jonah Hill bomb at anything?

9:03: Man, Britney is a terrible actress. If we wanted to see someone’s bad acting, we’d be watching Turtle butcher the script on the season premiere of Entourage right now. That being said, she hasn’t looked that great in a long time.

9:05: Are the VMAs in a high school gymnasium this year? This looks like our prom — zombies and all.

9:07: Rihanna comes out to confuse people rather tepidly (despite the awesome White Stripes reference in the breakdown). You know, for all the junk Britney took last year, that performance wasn’t much better (despite the zombies). - ROLLING STONE