Sunday, May 3, 2009

Two RihTarded B1tches For the Price of One



I love that wet & greasy yaki special she got slapped atop that huge bald muthafukkin head of hers...

Nasty b1tch. Why wouldn't you have on drawers? Dirty H0...



You people do know that human skin doesn't come in this color right?



Look @ Super Cock channeling her inner I wish I was Janet Jackson...

Except... she comes off as some type of Virgin Fem Queen late for the ball...


Look @ this scary chick? She made SURE to release her album with acts I've never ever heard of aside from my girl Chrisette Michele who NEVER receives the proper promotion. LOLOL um yeah you a diva a'ight Super C... girl you ain't neva scared!


upcoming releases for 05/05/09
artist/label last major release 1st week sales U.S. OTC
Ciara
LaFace/JLG
12/05/06 338,447
1,295,161
Decyfer Down
Columbia



Devil Wears Prada
Ferret Music



Harper, Ben
Virgin
08/28/07 41,193 178,984
Iglu & Hartley
Universal Republic



Madina Lake
Roadrunner
03/27/07 5,923 69,479
Melua, Katie
Dramtico/
Universal Motown
06/06/06 9,522 68,381
Michele, Chrisette
Def Jam/IDJ
06/19/07 26,515 426,110
N.E.R.D.
Virgin
06/10/08 79,968 209,067
Oberst, Conor & the Mystic Valle
Merge



Peaches
XL



Pleasure P.
Atlantic



Potts, Paul
Columbia
09/18/07 22,144 417,843
Star Trek (2009)
Varese Fontana



Yamin, Elliot
Hickory
03/20/07 90,439 520,200

Why not with this group? You know... to see how much of Queen you are? :-D

upcoming releases for 05/19/09
artist/label last major release 1st week sales U.S. OTC
Amos, Tori
Universal Republic
05/01/07 53,990
Busta Rhymes
Universal Motown
05/16/06 208,773 614,990
Chesney, Kenny
BNA/RCA Nashville



cKy
Roadrunner
06/28/05 27,720 148,089
Clapton, Eric & Steve Winwood
Reprise



Cook, Dane
Comedy Central



Drama
Atlantic
12/04/07 48,738 191,355
Eminem
Shady/Aftermath/
Interscope
12/06/05 440,000 5,119,424
Fat Joe
Terror Squad
03/11/08 46,125 109,032
Kearney, Matt
Columbia



Kravitz, Lenny
Virgin



Massive Attack
Capitol
02/11/03 24,459 176,498
Method Man / Redman
Def Jam/IDJ
09/28/99 254,107 1,570,942
Rich, John
Warner Brothers Nashvil-
le
06/14/06 2,010 12,624
Richie, Lionel
Island/IDJ
09/12/06 75,220 444,663
Scott, Jill
Hidden Beach
09/25/07 148,485 629,913
Settle
Epitaph



Studdard, Ruben
Hickory
10/17/06 70,501 238,290
Voegele, Kate
MySpace/Interscope
01/22/08 10,169 135,095


& NO I'm not bloggin' bout this lil bald headed b1tch & her make believe press releases.

2 comments:

  1. I'm so sick of seeing that ugly head of hers!
    & Def Jam is def paying the blogs to talk about her potively! any other chick that looked like this mess the blogs would have eat het alive but for some reason not riho, I'm like why? why Def Jam? why don't you invest your money in Chrisette? she's beautiful, she's young & most of all she's talented! I don't undrestand!

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  2. Ugh! Ciara is SUCH a wannabe! Goddamn, get off of Janet's (AND Aaliyah's) jock already! Lookin like she tryna beat RuPaul in the damn drag race. And i dont know who the fuck told Rihanna we wanted 2 see her herpes infested dick. Damn bitch, it aint that hard 2 put on some drawz. Oh, and i agree w/ H.C., but Chrissette M. is NOT cute! She need that gap fixed...

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As is implied and emphatically stated, this blog is in regards to the lack of talent and all that is the boring cloned puppet rihanna. If it upsets you...... TOUGH...... jaw juggle some ballz bitchez. :-) feel free to comment