Wednesday, July 16, 2008

BEYONCEITIS: SCIENCE & FACTS

SCIENCE AND FACTS


In the diagram above you can see how Beyonce's brain is different from ours. A normal person is born with a part of the brain which tells their body to sit down. When someone says "sit down" it sends a signal to the brain which sends a signal to your legs and then you walk to a chair, then it sends signal to your ass and then you sit down.

Beyonce was born without a "Sit Down" part to her brain. Whenever someone tells Beyonce to sit down it sends a signal to her legs and tells them to walk to a studio to record an album, then it sends another signal which tells the legs to walk to another studio and shoot videos for every song on that album, then it sends another signal telling the legs to walk to another studio and shoot a movie, then it sends another signal and tells the legs to re-record the album in Spanish, Japanese, and German.




LOL! FROM THE PAGES OF BEYONCEITIS.COM :-D I LOVE THIS SITE LOL




Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is this site serious or is it a joke?

A: Yes.

Q: Do you have a life?

A: Yes. I have a very full life. Every morning I wake up and take a bath in True Star
Gold, then I have a breakfast of Popeye's 2-Piece and Biscuit and a Pepsi. Then I play
my B'Day album backwards to see if Beyonce put in a hidden message to me. Then I
put on my House of Dereon Zebra-Skin/Spandex/Fur-Trimmed Hoodie and I say a
silent prayer and thank God blessing us with Beyonce, and then I ask that He protect
her and anoint her wig with power and strength to block all evil spirits which may try
to defeat her.

Q: Isn't it hypocritical to bash other artists but then get mad that people
bash Beyonce?

A: Yes.

Q: Are you an obsessed stan?

A: No, on this site we speak nothing but the truth (with a strong bias towards Beyonce)

Q: Are you affiliated with Beyonce?

A: No. But this site was paid for by Baby Daniel.



Beyonce Knowles is ______.

A. A fake overexposed tramp! I'm so tired of seeing her everywhere. Everytime I go to Google and type her name she pops up. Everytime i go to www.beyonce.com she's there! Everytime I listen to "B'Day" I hear her voice." Everytime I buy tickets to her concert, she pops up. She's everywhere and I'm so sick of her!

B. She is the greatest person to ever live in the history of life. She is the greatest gift since God created 24-Hour McDonald's and I am so blessed to have her in my life.

C. A entertainer who works very hard and deserves everything she has achieved.

QUESTION 2

Kelly Rowland is:

A. Much more talented than Beyonce and would be more famous than Beyonce if Beyonce weren't crammed down our throats.

B. Matthew Knowles' illegitimate child from a wild weekend him and his homeboys had in 1980 while trying to get some ass in Atlanta after a Kool and the Gang concert.

C. Beyonce friend who's also a singer.

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QUESTION 3.

Beyonce's hair is:

A. Fake

B. Real

C. I really don't give a shit because it's on her head not mine.

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QUESTION 4.

WATCH THIS VIDEO


What is your first response?

A. I hope she falls flat on her face. See if she smiles then, fake bitch!

B. Oh, Beyonce can do it all. She sings, dances, writes, produces, designs clothes, acts, AND she models! She can probably cure cancer while walking on water. She is the greatest person to ever live in the history of life and I am so blessed to have her in my life.

C. Wow. I didn't know Beyonce was in a charity fashion show.



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