Saturday, October 2, 2010

Rihanna Reign

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That Rihanna Reign is a fictional children's book written by L.A. Reid and illustrated by Jay-Z. That Rihanna Reign is sometimes erroneously referred to as "That Rihanna Rain" by Rihanna's illiterate stans.

Plot

In this fictional tale, a Caribbean goat longs to be a famous American pop star. One night a fairy godfather appears and says he will make her dreams come true if she sticks something in her mouth (this part was edited in the American version of the story).

She does and he transforms her into a beautiful princess. She goes to America and becomes a great entertainer who has #1 albums, hit singles, and she sells out stadiums all around the world.

Criticism

The validity of That Rihanna Reign has been heavily questioned. The word “reign” means a period of time in which someone is dominant and/or powerful. Some one argue that a true musical reign would include successful albums and tours as well as singles.

In late 2009 an extensive search was launched looking for any proof that the Rihanna Reign exists.

The FBI, the CIA, state, and local law enforcement officers, and hundreds of volunteers began a worldwide search looking for "That Rihanna Reign". "America's Most Wanted" aired a segment offering $100,000 for anyone with any information leading to the whereabouts of "That Rihanna Reign". In September 2010, it was confirmed that The Rihanna Reign did not exist.


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As is implied and emphatically stated, this blog is in regards to the lack of talent and all that is the boring cloned puppet rihanna. If it upsets you...... TOUGH...... jaw juggle some ballz bitchez. :-) feel free to comment