Thursday, March 27, 2008

RIHANNA THE SLUT FORCED TO BACKTRACK

We're on to you & your "please buy my records" desperation.





Remember this??



Rihanna is too scared to pose nude
The 19-year-old singer is famous for her raunchy music videos, but says she won't be tempted to pose nude - regardless of the amount of money she was offered.

She told FHM magazine: "I am only 19! My mother would kill me if I posed nude!"

A source close to the singer added Rihanna's new boyfriend Josh Hartnett wouldn't be too happy about his Barbados-born girlfriend stripping off for an adult magazine.

The source said: "Josh really wants to date someone sweet and innocent that he can take home to his parents. If Rihanna decided to pose nude, it would destroy the whole image she is building for herself as a singer and as a girlfriend."

UPDATE


LOOK AT THIS SLUT! LOL!! NO ONE IS GOING TO CLAIM YOU WHORE...






AND THEN THIS...


RNB star denies Rihanna relationship rumours...

When MTV Base spoke to Chris Brown they just couldn’t avoid the question on every teenage girl’s lips… Is Chris dating pop tart Rihanna? Well, Chris was quick to rubbish the rumours “as a relationship standpoint I am a single guy, I am definitely single”.

The young heartthrob, who’s currently promoting his album Xclusive, is getting fed up of the accusations that are being fired at him left, right and centre “I’ve been on my website and seeing how girls have been threatening me and saying I’m a liar and I’m like it’s not even that”.

So there you go, no need to worry girls, Chris still could be With You... however, Chris did mention that he has a certain ‘friend’ “I have a close friend but it’s not like a relationship, I’m not trying to settle down, I’m only 18 so I’m just trying to live my life and have fun”

TRANSLATION: YOU DON'T WIFE WHORES, THEY'RE JUST CUM HOLDERS.




SEE WHAT I MEAN? LOL... I BET ALL THE RUMORS WERE STARTED BY RIYONCE & HER BUILDERS AT DEF JAM. TOO BAD CHRIS ONLY ALONG FOR THE RIDE. AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY.







NEW YORK - Rihanna continues to shoot down rumors that she hooked up with actor Josh Hartnett.

"This is what really happened," the 19-year-old singer tells Allure magazine. "He and my management, they have each other's contact information. I went to (the New York club) Pink Elephant, and he came by. All of a sudden, the next day, I'm seeing that we were kissing and hugging up each other."

"You can't even go out with a friend who's a celebrity and have a good time without people making (bleep) up," Rihanna says in the magazine's January issue. "Well, at least he's good-looking, right?"

The Barbados-born sensation has also been romantically linked to actor Shia LaBeouf and Jay-Z, her boss — and Beyonce's boyfriend. She has denied a hookup with the 38-year-old rapper, who is president of her record label Def Jam.

Of Jay-Z's Grammy-winning gal pal, Rihanna says: "She's Beyonce, and I'm (his) new protegee. When we see each other we say hi. We're not enemies, but we're not `friends' friends."




BUT PREVIOUSLY ON THE SLUT CHRONICLES:

Last month Josh Hartnett and Rihanna were caught making-out at Pink Elephant in New York, but both denied those reports. Now Rihanna has finally decided to come clean. She says about Josh:

"He is so hot and he is really sweet to me, she told reporters at the World Music Awards in Monte Carlo. "When we hang out it feels right, even though it’s pretty new."

Yes, oh yes, she and Josh made kissy face. They spun the bottle, and they both lost. As for Josh, well he recently developed the kissing disease mono while filming 30 Days of Night and as to how he got it he said:

"Apparently I haven’t kissed enough people as I’ve been with the same girl for a year, so I don’t even want to know."

That girl is not Rihanna, so either Josh is no longer dating that "same girl," or he’s in big trouble. Like he even cares after Scarlett. He really goes for the dumb blondes. Rihanna goes on to gush even more about Josh:

"I would be lying if I told you we were not more than just friends… I have so fallen for him, he’s lovely".



FURTHER STILL INTO THE SLUT CHRONICLES:

October 22, 2007 -- JOSH Hartnett went speechless when asked about his recent night out with Rihanna. On Thursday's episode of the Fox "Morning Show With Mike and Juliet," host Mike Jerrick asked the notorious horndog about the racy photos of him "kissing Rihanna." The "30 Days of Night" star fidgeted and stuttered until finally admitting, "If I start responding to these things, then everyone would want a response about everything. But it's ridiculous. And half - 95 percent - of what is written about me is not true."



SLUTS RARELY BECOME WIVES... OR EVEN GIRLFRIENDS. YOU'RE JUST A CUM HOLDER... LOL!!



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22 comments:

  1. cum holding slut lol

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  2. so true...lol nasty whore.

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  3. I fucken hate fucken rihanna and all the little sluuty bitches and pansy poofs who like her music. Fuck the bitch has a nice voice, Ill give her that, but if she used it to sing about something a little more decent than her thirst for the cock, then my fucken mind is made up.

    Rihanna is a hoar.
    Rihanna is a slut.
    Rihanna is a fucken little bitch who's head i want to cut off and stick on a mantlepeice. Fucken bitch.

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  4. You must all be women. I'd do her :) she can hold my cum anytime :) I always beat my meat thinking about filling her mouth, pussy, and asshole up with it :) The sluttier the better. :)

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  5. What an ugly, dirty, leg spreading whore.

    Filth!!!!

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  6. Yes Anon (male) you are the typical Riyonce fan :-D yall luv dem hoz

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  7. When she first came to the music biz she was soooo cute and i liked her because she loved her homeland and she has done that reagge and dancehall music even if it ain't that popular but then sudenly she changed 360!Sudenly she's saying how her homeland people talk shit and that they are jelaous bout' her.She even lost the innocente look and she turned into a perfect slutbot!Listen up girl i don't now who da hell u are fulling but ya shure aint me so Robyn decide what u are and who ya are gonna be or fuck off get a brume and clean the mess that made fans 4 the real artists,sorry girl if this hurt you but that's jut the true!

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  8. RIHANNA IS A FUCKIN DIRTY NASTY 5-HEAD SLUT SHE JUST A HOODRAT THAT GOT RICH WAS ABLE TO AFFORD MAKEUP AND NOW SHE THINKS SHES THE SHIT SHES STILLL A WORTHLESS HOODRAT WITH DISEASES ON HER LIP

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  9. like her fellow half-caste "performers" (who mainly perform horizontally), Norah Jones and Corinne Bailey-Ray, she makes up for her ugliness and total lack of musical talent by having her brain transplanted between her legs and playing up on the bi-cultural argument on top of a dissolute personal life. Yuck..

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  10. lmao this bolg is soooooooooooo true....n sadly this goes for so many of these clones like her.

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  11. Why does society continue to glorify people like these? Does anyone care about our kids? People like Rihanna are setting the bar for our youth, a horizontal bar! Look, all you young women out there, you dont have to do anything but be yet another "me too" r&b / rap singer who glorifys screwing for a living!
    I LOVE sex just as much as any red blooded male, but it has no place in every day public culture!

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  12. I want to plow Rihannas tight little asshole after first licking it for her, then shoot my hot cum all over her bare feet. Mmmmmmmmm.... I jack off to her all the time.

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  13. she is a pig-slut. the girl is abosllute tradh. that anonymous person who keeps wanting to do her probably only has to show up at her door and she'd do him blindfolded--she is such a low-rent ho. if she had any talent (other than her twet-she wouldn;t have to bump and grind her bnasty parts at us. who cares about your smelly snitch, girl? There's so much junk from whatevere and whoever you put in there it is NASTY!@

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  14. i gforgot==rememba that necklace she wore with her NAME embalzoned on it? It is EXACTLY all she is and all she is worth. If I were her mother, I would hanf msylef from shame--the girl has no repsect for herself or her sudiences (making them smell her stnechy parts).

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  15. dissolute girl is much better talented girls

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  16. Wow this blog lol! Can some one please explain to me how has this girl become sooooo successful with very LITTLE talent? Has she truly fucking and sucking her way to the top? #Yuck

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  17. SHE IS A FILLTHY PUTA AND BLEACH HER SKIN TOO....SHE LUCKY GOT TO HAVE CRIS BROWN SPERM AND DICK YUMMY

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  18. I like her!!!! She is talented and I don't understand the double standard. I am a celibate female andI have no issue with her sex life. The fact that you took the time to make a hateful website about her says to me that you must like her as well. Otherwise, why obsess about it?

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