Tuesday, December 25, 2007

ADVENTURES OF A SLUTBOT

11 comments:

  1. LOL. u r too funny. i never see a female singer that is threatenin to beyonce other than rihanna. lol.

    look at the followin statistics:

    RIHANNA IS AN INTERNATIONAL STAR. ACCORDIN TO UNITED WORLD CHART BY MEDIATRAFFIC, UMBRELLA IS THE WORLD'S MOST SUCCESSFUL AND BIGGEST SONG FOR THE YEAR 2007, THAT IS WHY SHE WON BEST SELLIN POP FEMALE AND ENTERTAINER OF THE YEAR FOR 2007.

    Top 40 Tracks:

    01 - Umbrella - Rihanna feat. Jay-Z - 8.160.000 points
    02 - Say It Right - Nelly Furtado - 7.315.000 points
    03 - Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie - 7.201.000 points
    04 - The Sweet Escape - Gwen Stefani feat. Akon - 6.697.000 points
    05 - Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5 - 5.872.000 points
    06 - The Way I Are - Timbaland feat. Keri Hilson - 5.729.000 points
    07 - Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne - 5.560.000 points
    08 - What Goes Around...Comes Around - Justin Timberlake - 5.163.000 points
    09 - Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's - 4.936.000 points
    10 - Grace Kelly - Mika - 4.763.000 points


    IN ADDITION, THE FOLLOWIN IS VERY IMPORTANT TO YOU. FROM THE PERIOD OF 1999-2007 THE UNITED WORLD CHART HAS RELEASED THE TOP TEN TRACKS FOR THAT PERIOD. AND AS YOU CAN SEE NONE OF BEYONCE'S HITS MATCHED UMBRELLA'S SUCCESS. IN OTHER WORDS, CRAZY IN LOVE AND IRREPLACEABLE WERE NOT MORE SUCCESSFUL INTERNATIONALLY THAN UMBRELLA. THIS IS TO SAY THAT UMBRELLA BASICALLY DESTROYED ANY SONG BEYONCE MADE.

    Top Achievements - Tracks 1999 - 2007:

    01 Believe - Cher - 10.455.000 points
    02 Hips Don't Lie - Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean - 9.845.000 points
    03 You're Beautiful - James Blunt - 9.469.000 points
    04 Hung Up - Madonna - 8.698.000 points
    05 Baby One More Time - Britney Spears - 8.654.000 points
    06 Whenever Wherever - Shakira - 8.541.000 points
    07 Crazy - Gnarls Barkley - 8.301.000 points
    08 Mambo No.5 - Lou Bega - 8.262.000 points
    09 Umbrella - Rihanna feat. Jay-Z - 8.160.000 points
    10 Can't Get You Out Of My Head - Kylie Minogue - 7.964.000 points

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  2. so sayin that rihanna sucks INTERNATIONALLY is an understatement cause none of BEYONCE INTERNATIONAL HITS WERE BIGGER THAN UMBRELLA. umbrella is the ninth most successful and biggest for almost a DECADE in WORLD MUSIC.

    rihanna is the only female that got BEY STANS shook. THERE IS ENUFF ROOM FOR BOTH ARTISTS.

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  3. i love beyonce i think she is phenomenal performer but i would not stand back to see someone pull down an artist in order to uplift another. it is plain jealousy on the webmaster part.

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  4. Sweet Pea... listen to yourself LOL you are touting the merits of ONE SONG out of THREE ALBUMS... oh yeahhhh... she doing BIG BIG THANGS :-)

    AND all that to say WHAT?... .the slut still can't go platinum.

    I don't need Riyonce to build up Beyonce... boo.. .she's BEEN THERE. What I AM doing is showing a certain horny gentlemen that his hormones have ruined his ears :-) you are now included.

    YOUSA HO... HO!!!! YOUSA HO... HO!! YOUSA HO... ho... YOU KNOW THAT YOUSA HO... HO!!! :-)

    YEAH HELL YEAH!! IT'S SUMMERTIME & I'M SO FUCKIN' COOL & DRUNK & HORNY & UMBRELLA & SHIT! LOL

    Seriously... I bet you like that video don't you? Don't lie... she's best when performing wit her legs spread open, right??

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  5. Also... are you telling me that you honestly believe that Riyonce is on her heels??? Do you honestly believe that she's not mimicking every move Beyonce made/makes... from hair to clothes to poses to dance moves? Don't front... be honest with yaself.. you don't even have to answer me. Just answer yourself :-) because you will lie. Just as you lied about her being able to dance lol uh huhh

    There's room for everyone... the POINT IS however.. everyone is NOT ON THE SAME LEVEL :-) AND NEVER WILL BE

    On that top 40 tracks "list" of yours... how many of those Cd's do you own? How many on your ipod? How many bump in your car? How many downloaded on your comp? :-) EXACTLY!

    JUST BECAUSE YOU SEEM TO BE A LIL ... UM... WUTS THE WORD... ER... A CROTCH SHOT TYPE OF DUDE... I'LL EXPLAIN THE WORDS FOR YOU :-) The Internationally Known is in reference to the contributors of the video :-) like Russia, Germany, Ireland & of course I represent the US.

    Maybe you should copy & paste her legs closed 4 a bit lol :-) what is she singing about in um ba rella? eh??? hmm mmm LOL... SLUT!

    Andddd... as you have read my comments on BeyonceTakeOut dot com.. you know full well the whole stan/hater thing don't fly with me. I mean really... step into the 21st century with the rest of us :-)... if that's too difficult.. you can always listen to a shitload of new rap for more befitting adjectives. *giggles*

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  6. Damn you have a lot of time on your hands to start an anti rhinana blog. Get a job I wait hating must be your full tme job.

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  7. thank god, i thought i was the only one that hated this talentless bitch.

    rock on :P

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  8. Oh no... you're not the only one :-) the slut is only good for suckin & fuckin LOL... that's the word going 'round the industry

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  9. rihanna is my second idol and if beyonce realy said those things about her she is a jelous bitch

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  10. The most beautiful charming gorgeous hot sexy pretty women from worldwide, RIHANNA!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

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As is implied and emphatically stated, this blog is in regards to the lack of talent and all that is the boring cloned puppet rihanna. If it upsets you...... TOUGH...... jaw juggle some ballz bitchez. :-) feel free to comment