RESPONDING TO THE MOST RIDICULOUS STATEMENT THUSFAR

Riyonce - Just for you

Riyonce - Just for you
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This video is made for the Riyonce fans who have chosen to send me messages. Well... here ya go. :-) Enjoy

Riyonce's Marvelous Vocal Skills :-)

Coincidental Riyonce

OH MY!! That "singing"!! Um... could you fans please inform her...

When you're lip-syncing the mic has to stay NEAR the mouth while you're still "singing" on the TRACK :-)

Riyonce (WE RIDE) Pt. 4

Note For Riyonce

If this PLOY is not consensual, you're going to be made a fool of in public ONCE AGAIN. LOL







DON'T FORGET THIS LIL' SPECTACLE FROM THE TYRA SHOW




Anything to be a "girlfriend" LOL... & the $hit will NOT help your talent


RECAP:





REMEMBER THIS QUOTE:

"I wouldn’t have wanted to date white guys before but they’re killin’ it right now, Justin Timberlake, Orlando Bloom, Paul Walker..Every hot guy I see is white."

NEW YORK - Rihanna continues to shoot down rumors that she hooked up with actor Josh Hartnett.

"This is what really happened," the 19-year-old singer tells Allure magazine. "He and my management, they have each other's contact information. I went to (the New York club) Pink Elephant, and he came by. All of a sudden, the next day, I'm seeing that we were kissing and hugging up each other."

"You can't even go out with a friend who's a celebrity and have a good time without people making (bleep) up," Rihanna says in the magazine's January issue. "Well, at least he's good-looking, right?"

The Barbados-born sensation has also been romantically linked to actor Shia LaBeouf and Jay-Z, her boss — and Beyonce's boyfriend. She has denied a hookup with the 38-year-old rapper, who is president of her record label Def Jam.

Of Jay-Z's Grammy-winning gal pal, Rihanna says: "She's Beyonce, and I'm (his) new protegee. When we see each other we say hi. We're not enemies, but we're not `friends' friends."

BUT PREVIOUSLY ON THE SLUT CHRONICLES:

Last month Josh Hartnett and Rihanna were caught making-out at Pink Elephant in New York, but both denied those reports. Now Rihanna has finally decided to come clean. She says about Josh:

"He is so hot and he is really sweet to me, she told reporters at the World Music Awards in Monte Carlo. "When we hang out it feels right, even though it’s pretty new."

Yes, oh yes, she and Josh made kissy face. They spun the bottle, and they both lost. As for Josh, well he recently developed the kissing disease mono while filming 30 Days of Night and as to how he got it he said:

"Apparently I haven’t kissed enough people as I’ve been with the same girl for a year, so I don’t even want to know."

That girl is not Rihanna, so either Josh is no longer dating that "same girl," or he’s in big trouble. Like he even cares after Scarlett. He really goes for the dumb blondes. Rihanna goes on to gush even more about Josh:

"I would be lying if I told you we were not more than just friends… I have so fallen for him, he’s lovely".

FURTHER STILL INTO THE SLUT CHRONICLES:

October 22, 2007 -- JOSH Hartnett went speechless when asked about his recent night out with Rihanna. On Thursday's episode of the Fox "Morning Show With Mike and Juliet," host Mike Jerrick asked the notorious horndog about the racy photos of him "kissing Rihanna." The "30 Days of Night" star fidgeted and stuttered until finally admitting, "If I start responding to these things, then everyone would want a response about everything. But it's ridiculous. And half - 95 percent - of what is written about me is not true."

SLUTS RARELY BECOME WIVES... OR EVEN GIRLFRIENDS. YOU'RE JUST A CUM HOLDER... LOL!!

Riyonce (IF IT'S LOVIN THAT YOU WANT) Pt. 3

RIYONCE (UMBRELLA) Pt 1.

Now... what were you saying? :-)

Riyonce (SOS) Pt. 2

RIHANNA & HER ORIGINAL HAIRSTYLES

Beyonce VS Rihanna (Rihanna Copies Beyonce)

extended version

RIHANNA COPIES KELLY TOO (Gotsta Go Remix)

EVERYONE KNOWS A BEYONCE MOVE WHEN THEY SEE IT - AND YOU DO TOO :-) YOU KNOW I KNOW YOU KNOW.... LOL

YOU KNOW.... I KNOW YOU KNOW... RIGHT? LOL :-)

THE BEST OF RIYONCE

THE BEST OF RIYONCE IN ONE VIDEO :-)

ANOTHER DEMONSTRATION OF THE CLONE THAT IS RIHANNA

Just look at RIYONCE... lol.... I KNOW, I KNOW, JUST A LOT OF COINCIDENCES

Booed at the WORLD MUSIC AWARDS - extended version

NO WORDS NEEDED

Booed at the WORLD MUSIC AWARDS

LOL RIHANNA BOOED AT THE WMA... AND DON'T BLAME MICHAEL!

MESSAGE TO RIYONCE

WOW! WHAT A CO-INKY-DINK

WHY I THINK RIYONCE SUCKS

I don't hate Rihanna, but I do dislike her tremendously. It's not her fault, I know, but she is just as culpable as her puppet masters. Every time I see her perform, she sounds awful and looks like a different celebrity. For the past 2 1/2 years she has been groomed to become the "next" Beyonce, hence earning her the name RIYONCE. From the hair, to the clothes, to the videos, it was never ending.

Finally we got a break when she transformed into POSH SPICE with her new do. The kudos she received for being a style maverick was laughable. Had they not seen Posh lately? Did they not notice the exact hairstyle? Next was the whole Good Girl Gone Bad routine. Come on now?! Who really believed this? You can't tell me that she's grown as an artist and is coming into herself with her music, when she didn't write 1 song, 1 syllable, 1 note on the entire album. She's manufactured plain and simple.

Next she rips off Pink's rock star style and infuses it with Madonna's edgy trend-setting couture. How is this not obvious? Well, apparently it is to some, since her album IS BARELY PAST GOLD AFTER 20 WEEKS ON THE CHARTS.

Here's my beef.... Why are people comparing Riyonce to her momma Beyonce? How can anyone say, with a straight face, that she will be taking over Bey's spot (presumably at the top) due to ONE song. And why is it that her albums receive critical acclaim yet, no one appears to be buying them? And why can't you find, on the whole world wide web, a review of one of her shows? There's footage everywhere of her performing live, yet there are no critics willing to put their money where their mouths are. They can tell me to buy the album because it is sooo good, yet they can't tell me how her performance was? Don't you find that ODD?

I did. That's why I went to see her perform live out in NY. Po' baby. She looked confused and her dancers looked bored during the routines. I'm not even sure if they were professional dancers or just Tee Tee n 'em from 'round da way. Her voice isn't as terrible as I thought it was, but it was awful. It has nothing to do with her whining, I love me some Keith Sweat and lawwwd knows that man can whine/sing like no other! So what exactly is it? It's not the accent, cause I love me some Reggae music and have danced from dusk til dawn in packed cramped after-hours joints. It's more like the fact that she sings off key, pitchy, whiny and nasally all at once. I wanted to give her a breathe right nose strip or something. The worse part is when she attempts to dance. No No No Riyonce, don't dance! Just do like your videos and rub on yaself the entire time.

What I've noticed is that most of the attendees were 30ish to 40ish men. Cat calling when she bent over ( she does this a lot), and howling when she attempts to "booty pop". I don't believe she has the right audience to garner massive record sells. They will pay the $35.00 cover charge to a club but I doubt if they will pay $100's of dollars to watch her "nose" sing and bend over for two hours, or pay $20 for an album.

Therein lies the difference between Rihanna and Beyonce. There's no need to go into Ms. Knowles performance status because it is well documented. Even if you have never been to a Destiny's Child or Beyonce concert, you have witnessed the performances and/or read about them from numerous critics/blogs/news outlets/radio shows, etc. To say that they are equally entertaining is what I would call hatin' on Beyonce. To say that Beyonce is over the top, is a valid criticism. I for one like over the top. I like the outta control hair and stilettos and dramatic wardrobe. None of which take away from the fact that she can actually sing. Add to that, is she can sing while dancing. Rarely taking a break, yet sounding just as good on the last note as she did on the 1st.

Me being the person that I am, got into a month long debate with an acquaintance I met here in blog land in regards to Lil Ms Sunshine. I then decided that I could SHOW him better than I could TELL him why RIYONCE SUCKS. I have collected produced contributed to and/or edited quite a bit of performance footage from these two. I also got a push in the right direction from my good friends over at YouTube. SHOUT OUT TO AMEAGLE, ALINALSSORAD, AND VICTORIA!

Take the time to review some of the footage I've amassed. If you don't care for either of them, there's really no point. But if you like them both or just one of them, ENJOY!