RIHANNA SUCKS - I give you what you want. YOU insist on comparing Rihanna to Beyonce :-) so be it!: March 2008

We're on to you & your "please buy my records" desperation.

Remember this??

Rihanna is too scared to pose nude
The 19-year-old singer is famous for her raunchy music videos, but says she won't be tempted to pose nude - regardless of the amount of money she was offered.

She told FHM magazine: "I am only 19! My mother would kill me if I posed nude!"

A source close to the singer added Rihanna's new boyfriend Josh Hartnett wouldn't be too happy about his Barbados-born girlfriend stripping off for an adult magazine.

The source said: "Josh really wants to date someone sweet and innocent that he can take home to his parents. If Rihanna decided to pose nude, it would destroy the whole image she is building for herself as a singer and as a girlfriend."

UPDATE

LOOK AT THIS SLUT! LOL!! NO ONE IS GOING TO CLAIM YOU WHORE...

AND THEN THIS...

RNB star denies Rihanna relationship rumours...

When MTV Base spoke to Chris Brown they just couldn’t avoid the question on every teenage girl’s lips… Is Chris dating pop tart Rihanna? Well, Chris was quick to rubbish the rumours “as a relationship standpoint I am a single guy, I am definitely single”.

The young heartthrob, who’s currently promoting his album Xclusive, is getting fed up of the accusations that are being fired at him left, right and centre “I’ve been on my website and seeing how girls have been threatening me and saying I’m a liar and I’m like it’s not even that”.

So there you go, no need to worry girls, Chris still could be With You... however, Chris did mention that he has a certain ‘friend’ “I have a close friend but it’s not like a relationship, I’m not trying to settle down, I’m only 18 so I’m just trying to live my life and have fun”

TRANSLATION: YOU DON'T WIFE WHORES, THEY'RE JUST CUM HOLDERS.

SEE WHAT I MEAN? LOL... I BET ALL THE RUMORS WERE STARTED BY RIYONCE & HER BUILDERS AT DEF JAM. TOO BAD CHRIS ONLY ALONG FOR THE RIDE. AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY.

NEW YORK - Rihanna continues to shoot down rumors that she hooked up with actor Josh Hartnett.

"This is what really happened," the 19-year-old singer tells Allure magazine. "He and my management, they have each other's contact information. I went to (the New York club) Pink Elephant, and he came by. All of a sudden, the next day, I'm seeing that we were kissing and hugging up each other."

"You can't even go out with a friend who's a celebrity and have a good time without people making (bleep) up," Rihanna says in the magazine's January issue. "Well, at least he's good-looking, right?"

The Barbados-born sensation has also been romantically linked to actor Shia LaBeouf and Jay-Z, her boss — and Beyonce's boyfriend. She has denied a hookup with the 38-year-old rapper, who is president of her record label Def Jam.

Of Jay-Z's Grammy-winning gal pal, Rihanna says: "She's Beyonce, and I'm (his) new protegee. When we see each other we say hi. We're not enemies, but we're not `friends' friends."

BUT PREVIOUSLY ON THE SLUT CHRONICLES:

Last month Josh Hartnett and Rihanna were caught making-out at Pink Elephant in New York, but both denied those reports. Now Rihanna has finally decided to come clean. She says about Josh:

"He is so hot and he is really sweet to me, she told reporters at the World Music Awards in Monte Carlo. "When we hang out it feels right, even though it’s pretty new."

Yes, oh yes, she and Josh made kissy face. They spun the bottle, and they both lost. As for Josh, well he recently developed the kissing disease mono while filming 30 Days of Night and as to how he got it he said:

"Apparently I haven’t kissed enough people as I’ve been with the same girl for a year, so I don’t even want to know."

That girl is not Rihanna, so either Josh is no longer dating that "same girl," or he’s in big trouble. Like he even cares after Scarlett. He really goes for the dumb blondes. Rihanna goes on to gush even more about Josh:

"I would be lying if I told you we were not more than just friendsâ€¦ I have so fallen for him, he’s lovely".

FURTHER STILL INTO THE SLUT CHRONICLES:

October 22, 2007 -- JOSH Hartnett went speechless when asked about his recent night out with Rihanna. On Thursday's episode of the Fox "Morning Show With Mike and Juliet," host Mike Jerrick asked the notorious horndog about the racy photos of him "kissing Rihanna." The "30 Days of Night" star fidgeted and stuttered until finally admitting, "If I start responding to these things, then everyone would want a response about everything. But it's ridiculous. And half - 95 percent - of what is written about me is not true."

SLUTS RARELY BECOME WIVES... OR EVEN GIRLFRIENDS. YOU'RE JUST A CUM HOLDER... LOL!!