Michael Jackson Morphine with Shocking Lyrics

Now I can't stop crying :-(

michael jackson- Who's loving you Jackson Five

Beyonce's New Dereon Ad

yesssssss Queen Bey!

Letterman - Diddy and Michael Jackson

MJ @ DIDDY'S PARTY LOOKIN' FOR THE QUEEN! :-D

While You Were Sleeping...

Things I've yet to touch upon over the past few weeks...


I'm not understanding how they can take meticulous notes on Beyonce, yet not profit from MUSIC & all it's trappings positively & literally.

B1tches sucked in caught up & spat out. What's a guy/girl to do?

Did she just wake up & say... I'm wearing pearls... lots & lots & lots of pearls. & boots & claws with weave piled higher than Kid?




Hiding the balding temples @ first... but in the above pictures she then committed to the bald is bad & bold theory... just ask Amber.




$h1t he did it...

& you???

For real? No... really for real for real????
& you????
& you???

Ok... um Whitney's back (although on NecoleBitchie sum1 referred to her makeup as casket ready. *don't laugh*)

Oh! There's Alicia...
& coinkindinkily... him

& you???????

This b1tch is actually bald under that wig. Like DAMN HOMIE!!!





YOU EVEN HURT THE BALD HEADED HAPPY HOOKER OF DEAF JAM'S FEELINGS WIT DIS $H1T...

& YOU! WITH YOUR STABLE OF IRRELEVANT SINGERS ('cept for Pink... luvvv her)




Single ladies: Why Kelly Clarkson’s new song sounds a lot like Beyonce’s Halo

If you’ve been listening to the radio lately, it’s possible you’ve heard the soaring strains of Already Gone, the newest single off All I Ever Wanted. It’s very likely that you thought you’d heard the epic song before, albeit in a slightly different form. Kelly Clarkson collaborated with Ryan Tedder on the track, a dramatic ballad driven by a pounding heartbeat, twinkly piano and swooping strings. Unbeknownst to Clarkson, Tedder used suspiciously similar elements when he produced another recent mega-hit, Beyonce’s Halo.

“Ryan and I met each other at the record label, before he was working with anyone else,” Clarkson begins, gritting her teeth. “He’s from Oklahoma, I’m from Texas; we got along really well and had some of the same influences. We wrote about six songs together, four or five of them made the album. It was all fine and dandy. I’d never heard of a song called Halo. Her album came out when my album was already being printed. No-one’s gonna be sittin’ at home, thinking ‘Man, Ryan Tedder gave Beyonce and Kelly the same track to write to.’ No, they’re just gonna be saying I ripped someone off. I called Ryan and said, ‘I don’t understand. Why would you do that?’”

The palpably frustrated Clarkson claims she “fought and fought” to try and prevent her label from releasing Already Gone as her third single, out of respect for Beyonce.

“In the end, they’re releasing it without my consent,” she sighs. “It sucks, but it’s one of those things I have no control over. I already made my album. At this point, the record company can do whatever they want with it. It’s kind of a shitty situation, but.… You know, you learn.”

Ms. Jay-Z has been called out by two different R&B ladies for not writing songs she claims are hers. According to Rap-Up magazine, Chrisette Michele revealed that Beyonce’s hit single “Ego” was originally meant for her own album “Epiphany” but she decided to hand it over to the Queen B. And here is the shady part: The track is credited to producer Elvis Williams, Beyonce Knowles and Harold Lilly … not vocal Goddess Chrisette. (Update: Beyonce was not mentioned by Christette as a writter on “Ego” when offered the song, which she turned down but did not write).

Rico said to Michelle, “I did ‘Radio’ and ‘Scared Of Lonely,’ but I co-wrote ‘Scared Of Lonely’ with Solange, Lashawn Daniels, and Crystile.” Wait … you didn’t say Beyonce, Rico? But ASCAP has her name on the song’s credits. You little sneaky wig-wearing diva. All it takes is a few measly scraps of your millions, and these folks are happy to give you a good track.

I mean you ARE Beyonce ... throw a dog a bone, bitch.

WELL DAMN!!!

BUT THEN WE GET THIS...



& THIS...




"FOR ARTIST WHO WRITE & PRODUCE... FOR EXAMPLE BEYONCE... IT WAS A TEAM EFFORT" SURPRISE SURPRISE!

TO: NY POST & YOUR ENVIOUS COMICAL "JOURNALIST"... EPIC FAIL!!! AGAIN!

& you???



someone compiled a list...

1. No beef with Jay” “one blood”
2. “Got a hook from Faith, no verse from Jay
I guess on Westside Story he thought I spit in his face” “Westside Story”
3. “Dre told me he ain’t doin “Detox,” this his only run
Ma$e comin back, and Hovi done” “No more fun and games”
4 “It’s “Me & My Girlfriend” like 2Pac and them
Jay-Z and Beyonce, or Bobby and Whitney “Special”
5. “Rap critics politickin, wanna know the outcome
“Ready to Die” “Reasonable Doubt” and “Doggystyle” in one “Dreams”
6. “Make the club R.O.C. without Timberland boots “Higher”
7.”I was gassed up, Murder Inc., Roc-A-Fella passed up”
8. “It took me a little while but I am now understandin
Jay ****ed up in the first round when he picked olowankandi” “Memp Bleek Iz”
9. “Oh, that boy colder than Hova unless he sober” “300 Bars”

10. “And ain’t nobody tryin to take Beyonce from Jay
But I know a ***** named Superhead he ****ed back in the day” Wouldnt Get Far”
11.”Took you to award shows, there go Jay right there”
“One Night”
12.”Bangin “The Black Album,” track #1
she like that Jay ****, that’s her favorite” “Around The World”
13. “Behind the back to Nas he alley oop to Jigga” “Why U hate The Game”

14. “Niqqas show me love in the hood like i was HOV down Flushing” “State Yo Name”
15. “The day Jay retire I’ma park next to the throne, in a Maybach on gold wires, yeah “Hands On The Pump”
16. “Cuz he know Jay-Z departed
And these other rap labels know don’t feed they artists
Talkin blueprint **** you got three garages
Gettin money off Roc like little E and carter”
17. “And 2Pac was in jail the day you called to hit him up
I wouldn’t be outside 40/40 bumpin ‘Jigga What’”
18.”I’m the king, and you better respect it
All I need is Beyonce, and a Roc-a-fella necklace”
19. “I’m the golden boy, and I’m making Hova noise
Got the whole world clapping, just like the Nolia Boys”
20. “I told ‘em bomp, slow down baby
Got to get this **** firm like Foxy, NaS and AZ
She said ‘**** you,pay me
So I left her in AZ
That’s what I get for letting her listen to my Jay-Z”
21. “*****, I’m number one, motherfukka bar none
Who else kick knowlegde outside of Hova and the God Son”
22. “U gon make me/ make Jay lose his cool” “Feel It In The Air”
23. “Too much West coast dikc lickn, remember Jay-Z? “1-800-Homicide”
24. “No Em, no Dre, I’m the hottest since Jay” “Get Up”
25. “Cause I’m the man behind the Roc like Kanye West”
26.”A pimp like 50, the niqqa to leave you broke ma
6 in the mornin, you stretchin on the sofa
singin ain’t no niqqa like Foxy Brown and Hova” “Compton to Fillmoe”
27. “I’m runnin the ROC, not Jay, Dame Dash of Hoffa” “Jackin 4 Beats”
28. “Who the fuk holdin me? i was just waitin ’til HOVA leave
wit my eyes on the thrown that belong to me” “Round Here Freestyle”
29. “yeah its me and young cass til hov come back” “Aim Ya Gunz”
30. “Throw Jay-z in the pot, mix em with ren
or O.J on the rocks, mix em with gin
whatchu got? the westcoast riding again” “82 Days”
31. “i found out it was a hard knock life without asking Jay” “Duck Down”
32. “Fake king of new york, U aint Jay z” “soundscan”
33. “Me, Em and 50 racin’ this rap siht is basic I followed that Jay siht” “We Aint”
34. “The kings comin’, no I’m not Jay-Z” “One Blood Remix”
35. “Not the rap martyr, or the second rap Carter” “for My gangstaz”
36. “niqqa I’m about a dollar, what the fuk is 50 Cent?
When Jay said it, I didn’t know what it meant” “100 Bars”
37. “used to push that rock like Jay Hov” “Red Bandana”
38. “then this marcy-project niqqa came and stole the crown” “Im a soldier”
39. “But Kanye and Hova killed it without a doubt” “Just a lil Bit freestyle”
40. “Who had the hottest chick in the game, wearin they chain
Mr. H to the Izzo, Nas and Hurricane” “too Much”
41. ” cuz ain’t nobody movin units but Jay, pimp Juice and Us” - Down 4 my *****s freestyle
43. “I used to have visions of retiring like Jigga” “Du Rags
44. “He in a vest with a hoodrat from Marcy with a tattoo of Jay-Z name on her chest” “Its So Hard”
45. “Im classic like Detox & Blueprint 2″ “Get Yo Money”
46.”Yall thought it was over when Hova retired” “Get Yo Money”
47. “Make the world feel like the niqqas before 2pac Shakur Christopher Wallace & Shawn Corey” “Dont Push Me…”
48. “… He aint teach Jigga how to rhyme” “Juice freestyle”
49. “Im going to same place Jay-z went Fredrico & Pico” “100 Bars”
50. “Hov retired but Compton still pushin Roc” “On & On”
51. “I came to see chicks shake they ass like Beyonce so let me be Hov 4 a min.”
52. “All I gotta do is hit her wit a Jay-Z line like u deserve to be my sunshine”
53. “Biggie Smalls is the illest so is pac Jay retired i wonder if nas gon drop” “Unbeliveable freestyle”
54. “i kno they sayin y u gotta mention Jay” “State Yo Name”
55. “First Jay & Beyonce then Nas & Kelis” “A Week Ago Part 2″
56.”u 36 And U Still Rappin Uhh, Im 26 And Homie So Iz Da Dubz” “one Blood”
57.”So I reconciled my differences like he did with Jigga” Game on ‘Hustlers’
58. “Im ready to die Without a reasonable doubt” “The Documentary”
59. “In ‘99 i studied +The Chronic+ inside out,
a Doggystyle for breakfast, lunch was Reasonable Doubt ” “im A Soldier freestyle”
60. “Shouldnt been influenced by Calvin Broadus, Nasir Jones & Shawn Corey” “Pain In My Life Remix”
61. Yo Jay what it do niqqa, i done rocked enough fellas,to be u niqqa,i got the 40/40,they my 2 jigga’s”
62. The word n!gger, is nothing like *****
Don’t sound **** alike, like Game like Jigga
63.”I was more hood then suge, had more rocs then Jay
more scars on my face then the original scarface, or the homeboy scarface.”
64. “i need more than 60 seconds i aint Hov”
- Hot 2Nite (Remix)
65.”Moved out the hood, changed her name to Jay”
66. “He ain’t Nas, ain’t B.I.G., ain’t Jigga” 300 bars
67. “”Pushing the rock, nah this ain’t no subliminal Jay
The summer too hot, and I want the winter to stay” Dear Summer
68.”"I’m fly like a Hummingbird on a tree top
The new Hov, the new B.I.G., the new ‘Pac, I need three spots”
69. “”Ask a Jay-Z fan about Big Daddy Kane, don’t know em, Game gon show em” - Games Pain
70. “”She call me Jay I call her B we getting married to the streets” - Camera Phone
71. “”The kings coming, no i’m not Jay-z/ too many *****s hate me, but they scared to face me” 1 blood remix
72. “So I reconciled my differences like he did with Jigga” Make The World Go Round
73. “”I hear the crowd callin my name Game, Game
but i’m not one so don’t try to play me
and this goes from Gucci Mane to Jay-Z” - Laugh
74.”hip hop is soft since the Roc-A-Fella break up/and i don’t do subliminals I just pick Jay up” - Walk in the streets
75.”I’m that six figga *****/who got the word from KRS-One and stole the Blueprint from Jigga” - Feels Good
76.”They say at Summer Jam i turned it out/but Kanye and Hova killed it without a doubt” - Just a lil bit (G-Unit Diss)
77.”"We on that same elevator goin down, Dodger fitted got that Hova lean so they don’t notice me” - Down & Out (mixtape version)”

GROUPIE INDEED

um... SECURITY!!!! We have a warning level orange on stalker 2512! This is NOT a drill!!!





Beyonce attends the Show Your Helping Hand press conference at the United Center on Friday (July 17) in Chicago, Illinois.
The 27-year-old singer announced her partnership with General Mills and Feeding America to help deliver more than $3.5 million meals to food banks around the country.

Your auntie sure does lil one...

Private planes to Spain & you barely maintaining...

Beyonce & Julius out & about... LOL

We Run This??? WHO????

Beyonce - Sweet Dreams/NEW/OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO

Beyonce - Sweet Dreams/NEW/OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO
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Beyonce - Sweet Dreams/NEW/OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO
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R E S P E C T

Why are you out in public with your titties out you fuckin' DESPERATE slut whore bitch!!!?!

Ho - Ludacris

After Performing July 4, Beyonce Donated Her Time July 5

ESSENCE MUSIC FESTIVAL, NEW ORLEANS

SHARE YOUR HELPING HAND, HOUSTON

Chris Brown @ Diddy's Annual White Party Held In LA

Lauren really is preggo by the lil gremlin?

Check Chris & Teyanna out :-) luvin it!!!

True Friends Are Hard To Find...

June 5, 2009 from her twitter

VENUS & SERENA WILLIAMS PUT THE SMACK DOWN ON 'EM @ WIMBLEDON

Venus destroys Safina in 51 minutes

A brilliant performance by the five-times champion Venus Williams finally exposed the grasscourt weakness of Dinara Safina today. Such is Williams’ utter dominance on this surface that the world number one went into the match as the clear underdog, and Venus made it horribly clear why.

Statistically, this was her easiest match of the tournament so far, as she swept aside Safina 6-1, 6-0 in 51 minutes to set up an all-Williams final against her younger sister Serena.

Safina, who had never even reached the second week of Wimbledon before, much less the semi-final, had a miserable time of it in the opening set. For one thing, if she was hoping the crowd would get behind her, she was faced with a Centre Court that was perhaps one tenth full. Understandably, there had been something of an exodus after the marathon previous semi-final.

But a greater concern for 23-year-old Safina was that the very first serve she faced in the match was a statement of intent by Williams, timed at 122mph. The game followed much the same pattern, with Venus brushing her aside to love. But much worse, she repeated the love scoreline when Safina came to serve. The Russian made a contribution with her 32nd double fault of the tournament, and Venus finished the job with a forehand pass.

In fact, 29-year-old Williams won the opening nine points of the match without reply, the last being a serve of 124mph to match the fastest serve of the tournament so far – which naturally belonged to her in any case.

Quite unexpectedly, a couple of Williams errors and a powerful Safina forehand brought up an opportunity to break back. But Safina let the chance pass with a forehand that was far too deep – although really she had no option but to go for the lines with every shot, which obviously left her far more exposed to the likelihood of error.

It seemed possible she would get on the scoreboard with her next service game, but from 40-15 it slipped through her hands and she was 0-4. Four points later it was 0-5 when Venus delivered her third love game of the match. Safina was berating herself, hammering the soles of her shoes with her racket. She put together a reasonable sequence finally to make it 1-5, but another huge serve brought up two set points for Venus, and she wasted no time in converting one. The set had taken her 27 minutes, with 10 winners to just one unforced error. It was stunning stuff.

If the first set was torture for Safina, the second was actually worse. It must have been little comfort that the overwhelming onslaught cannot have come as any huge surprise, so greatly were the odds stacked in Williams’ favour on this surface. But all tournament Safina has looked unconvincing, and it never seemed likely that she would overturn her unwanted statistic of being the world number one without having won a Grand Slam title.

Worse, if anything Williams was taking the assault up a notch. She was not only serving marvellously but producing formidable returns, playing consistently as if the heavy strapping on her left knee was not hindering her in the slightest. At times the ball was hit so hard that Safina simply could not get out of the way in time to produce any useful reply.

Safina shouted at herself to improve, but no progress materialised. She was 0-4 down in no time, with Venus in total control. Safina had no answer, and served another double fault to make it 0-5. The crowd had now returned to the Centre Court, but there was little left to see, and what there was made uncomfortable viewing, such was Safina’s misery. Williams made just one unforced error throughout the match to the Russian’s 16.

Rarely can a world number one have been so embarrassed. It was the eighth Wimbledon semi-final of her career for Venus, and her eighth win. She has now won 34 successive sets at Wimbledon. It will be an all-American celebration in the women’s final on Independence Day.


Serena battles to win classic semi

Saving a match point along the way, Serena Williams battled through to the women's singles final by defeating Russia's Elena Dementieva 6-7 7-5 8-6. At two hours 49 minutes it was the longest women's semi-final at Wimbledon in the era of Open tennis. It was also, by some distance, the finest women's match at the 2009 Championships so far.

Dementieva, the Olympic champion, went into the match a clear underdog, despite a superior recent record against the American. But her beefed-up serve, her relentlessly accurate groundstrokes and her fighting spirit extended Williams to the very limit. The difference between winning and the exit door was that Dementieva was found wanting at the key moments and on key points, plus the fact that luck, the net cord and the Hawk-Eye calling system were also generally in Serena's corner.

Before the match Serena's father and coach, Richard Williams, had opined "Serena is hitting like a man", and his daughter proceeded to fulfil that comment with her every shot, her every serve and her astonishing stamina under pressure.

The Russian applied pressure that Serena has certainly not seen in this tournament, or indeed for a long while. But, champion that she is, the response was there in the end, four games after she had fought off that match point with one of her more outrageous slices of good fortune, a forehand volley winner off the top of the net.

Expectations of another straight-sets victory suffered an immediate setback when she was broken in the very first game, despite opening proceedings with the first of her 20 aces. The response, a capture of the Russian's serve, was instantaneous, but the 4th seed Dementieva demonstrated, in a doggedly contested first set lasting 50 minutes, that she is certainly no longer intimidated by facing a power hitter. Her serve has improved immeasurably since her semi-final appearance here last year, but the second serve remains a liability at such a level and was frequently punished.

Dementieva fought off three break points at 3-4 and, encouraged by the occasional wild Williams error, took the set into a tiebreak, where more Serena mistakes offered Dementieva three set points. She fluffed the first with a double fault before Williams obliged by walloping a forehand service return wide.

The Williams counter-attack was immediate. She broke in the opening game of the second set and appeared comfortably in command until inexplicably dropping serve to love in the sixth game and slid into peril of defeat in straight sets when she faced two break points which would have given the Russian a 5-3 lead and left her serving for the match.

Good luck came Serena's way on the second of these when the Hawk-Eye machine called one of her shots in by a millimetre. With 10 Grand Slams already to her name, Serena did not need any more warnings. She broke , luckily once more, to lead 6-5 when a Dementieva net cord was ruled by Hawk-Eye to have dropped just out and even though she served out to level the match it was still only after Dementieva had failed to cash in on four more break points.

If what had gone before was thrilling, the final set produced breathtaking tennis. Dementieva broke to lead 3-1, was pulled back at once to 3-2 and though Williams continued to thunder down the aces, Dementieva had her huge opportunity with that match point at 5-5.

The moment was snatched away from her and the ruthless Williams guaranteed that there would be no more. The American broke to lead 7-6, reached match point with a forehand winner and screeched in jubilation on the next point as a Russian backhand landed long.

After a tournament of largely quickfire wins for the leading ladies, this was a match which will go into the record books. The only previous women’s singles semi-final to have stretched past two-and-a-half hours was the 1994 battle between Conchita Martinez and Lori McNeil. But today, two competitors went toe-to-toe for 169 absorbing minutes, beating that previous mark by 14 minutes.

The Centre Court's standing ovation for both women was fully merited.

Williams sisters give tennis masterclass

Thursday, 2 July 2009
Written by Alix Ramsay


We seem to have been here before: another Wimbledon final, another Williams family showdown. For the second year running and the fifth time in all, Venus and Serena will contest the ladies’ final on Saturday.

The sisters are as close as sisters can be and yet they appear, in many ways, to be polar opposites. Venus is tall and rangy, a physique that has helped her become the best grass court player of her generation, while Serena is shorter, more muscular and more obviously aggressive in her approach to the pursuit of Grand Slam titles. Not that Venus is a shrinking violet on the court – far from it – it is just that she tends to keep her thoughts and her emotions to herself.

The two sisters also took vastly differing routes to their Saturday appointment. Serena played the best match of the Ladies’ Championship so far – and the longest recorded for a semi-final here – by beating Elena Dementieva 6-7, 7-5, 8-6 while Venus took only 51 minutes to beat Dinara Safina 6-1, 6-0.

The sisters were, however, united in one thing: they both put on a masterclass in the art of being a champion.

For Serena, it was a case of passion and courage being just enough to bring her through the toughest of tests. Dementieva ran her ragged, she harassed and harried the world number two and she proved herself to be a fighter every bit as determined as Serena. And Serena still won. Just. But that is what champions do.

For Dementieva, the fact that she was able to match Serena for nearly three hours was some comfort while the fact that she had served well – never one of her strengths in the past – and kept pace with the raw power of her rival was a positive sign. “For sure I feel disappointed but it was a very close match,” Dementieva said. “But I think the way I was playing is more important than the result.”

Safina was not able to pick many positive bones out of her thrashing at the hands of Venus. The world number one, who is still desperately looking for her first Grand Slam title, was absolutely walloped and she knew it. “I think she gave me a pretty good lesson today,” Safina said.

So that left Venus and Serena to go home to the house they are sharing in Wimbledon and to try to plan their respective campaigns for Saturday. To the outsider observer, it sounds like an impossible task – most sisters can fall out over the smallest things and an illicitly borrowed bottle of shampoo can cause a major family argument.

How on earth can two sisters ponder playing each other for the biggest prize in the sport? Simple: spend 12 years of your life playing your sister in tournaments around the world and just get used to it. It does, apparently get a little easier with time.

“It's different [now to when we were young] because we're different players,” Venus said. “We both play such a similar game. I mean, we had the same teacher. But what I can tell you the same is the respect that we have for each other on and off the court is the same.”

Yes, we have been here before but, rest assured, Venus and Serena know how it is done. Last year’s final was one of their most competitive and Venus won. This year, Serena wants revenge. Tune in on Saturday for episode 21 of the Venus and Serena show.

Source

Can One Person Be THIS Stupid???

This is YOU...

RhiTard Breaks Law -- Think Before You Ink!

Posted Jul 2nd 2009 2:30PM by TMZ Staff

Rihanna picked up a tattoo needle last night at a parlor in NYC -- which would be totally fun and cool, if it wasn't also incredibly illegal.


We're told RiRi tattooed three of East Side Ink's artists with umbrellas and the letter R. None of her pet projects cared that she didn't have a license -- but the NYC Law Department does.

They say Rihanna could be slapped with three misdemeanors for the offense, each with its own hefty penalty -- as much as $300 for the first offense, $500 for the second and $1,000 for the third.

Sources say the tattoo shop could also face considerable fines of its own if the NYC Law Dept. decides to open an investigation.

UPDATE: The NYC Health Department just told TMZ: "Only licensed tattoo artists can administer tattoos in the city according to the City's Health Code. We are sending someone down to follow up on this."

This is Beyonce...



YES Is threw that in there! Chicks playing dumb again like Bey ain't doing it B I G!

Michael Jackson Sold 2.6 Million Albums in 6 Days